Days Until Opening Day 2009

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Entire Scranton AAA Team To Replace Yankees, More Rocket Romance,

This is starting to sound like an Onion article, but for God Sake now Phil Hughes is packing his bags for the DL thanks to a strained oblique. By the end of the week the only person left on the team will be Joba Chamberlin. No doubt Steinbrenner will want Joba to play every position, including pitching to himself. At least the Nationals won last night in the 12th inning. They are now officially on a winning streak.



Rocket Romance



Yet another of Roger's affairs has surfaced. According to the The New York Daily News Rocket had a relationship with Paulette Dean Daly, a former wife of champion golfer John Daly. You may be wondering who will be next on Roger's hit parade. Well we here at 567 Miles From Home are going to take all the guess work out of you and break the story first....here we go with a list of Rogers other flings:






Miley Cyrus




Always a fan of Hannah Montana Clemens nearly lost it when he found out that Cyrus is 15 years old. Reportedly, Clemens was spotted earlier this year escorting the teen star to the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice awards. Clemens claims the two are just friends, but close ups of Cyrus' neck show what appear to be K shaped hickeys.







Mike Krzyzewski (Coach K)







Former Red Sox teammates claim that Clemens took a fancy to Coach K in the late 80's after Clemens openly fantasied about having a child with K in his first AND last name. While Krzyzewski has not commented on the affair, a spokesperson from Duke University released a statement saying that the two remain close friends but that the relationship was completely appropriate.





Ashley Alexandra Dupre




The New York Post is reporting that after the story broke about Elliot Spitzer's call girl, New York Post employees received numerous phone calls requesting Dupre's telephone number from the same person. "It was ridiculous" said one Post employee, "we kept getting these phone calls from a man with what was obviously a fake Asian accent asking for Dupre's home phone number. When we finally traced the calls back to Clemens house I said Roger, I know this is you, and then the phone suddenly went dead."




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