DC is looking for a new city slogan, I would like to throw my hat in the ring with the following top ten list of new slogans for our nations capital.*
10. Washington, DC.....City of Partisan Bickering
09. CHERRY BLOSSOMS, GET YOUR CHERRY BLOSSOMS HERE!!
08. Washington, DC....stand to the right or get out
07. Washington, DC....we build ball parks at no extra charge!
06. Washington, DC....no longer ranked #1 in murder!
05. Washington, DC....home of Congressional subpoena power!
04. Washington, DC....soon to be bush free!
03. Washington, DC...every tenth visitor gets a free dime bag courtesy of the mayor for life!
02. Come for the monuments, stay for the congressional investigations!
01. Vote free since 1790!
*Just in case Letterman ever reads this, the top ten is yours I'm just borrowing it ok?
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Those are hiliarious Bruce. I especially love the one about standing to the right.
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